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August 14 Pure OptimismOnce, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Two months later, Mother Nature, impregnated with Chuck Norris's child confronted an unknowingly Chuck about her pregnancy. "The world is a better place - without another hippie" and with a roundhouse kick to the stomach, the half brother of Optimus Prime, "Optimism" was born 7 months premature. Now, wasn't that a more interesting story than talking about half-empty glasses of water? So what is optimism? Optimism is me changing my hotmail/live passport to another e-mail whilst trying to retain the same blog or live space address, but having it fuck up on you and waiting 60 days until your old URL address becomes available again - and still having the initiative to start anew, and camp for 60 days on a shit-hole URL like: http://cid-e6d47ca580bb783c.spaces.live.com, before I can officially reclaim my former address! Yay! Welcome back, sirhcle fans! Experience my new, and improved blog. For those of you who are joining us for your first time, I wish you fun and enjoyment and that you take all my posts seriously. For all those retards, emo's, fags, and strong women with muscles - leave now and go to where you belong. We now celebrate the official opening sIRhcle's Magical Mushroom Remix Dance. And a quick recount: On the weekend while at my cafe part-time job. I served a women who told me to check how much money she had on her loyalty card, a swipe card that operates under our cafe-chain. Basically, 10% of all your purchases are put onto your loyalty card and can be used to purchase food and drinks once the money accumulates over the item of purchase. "You have $0.30 on your card, and that's not enough for a free coffee yet," I remember myself saying. "Awww, I'm an optimist - so I like to think that I have more money than I actually do." "Well, if you pay this time - then next time you'll have more money on your card," and I give her a grin. "Oh, so you're playing the optimist now, are you?" "No, I am the optimist" So, what is an optimist? "One that expresses opti-mi-mism, duh. One that - like - you know... has like a positive look on life... like how when you're really really really drunk and you can still call a cab, but you've decided to drive instead, and you hit your car into an old granny and you say 'like woteva, the hag waz gunna die in lyk 2 days anywayz - Not that I actually told her that" - Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Some people may regard an optimist as someone who is ignoring the downsides of the situation, and only choosing to see the positive sides of the situation, potentially blinding and tricking themselves into feeling better. A true optimist is one that acknowledges both sides of the situation; able to accept it and walk out of the situation gaining something and if we have the time - do it with style. "At least it's all over now!" "It's best just to not think about it." "Oh well, life can't get any worse." One who ignores the facts and only choose to see the bright side of things aren't optimists. They're just fucking ignorant bastards. TrackbacksThe trackback URL for this entry is: http://sirhcle.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!E6D47CA580BB783C!134.trak Weblogs that reference this entry
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