Less playing. More studying.

 

Went for a movie the other night. I saw Rogue Assassin. Jet Li movie, very Asian. Mando, Canto, Jap and English all in one movie. I think there was like one white guy - and he was the FBI. Anywho, I've never really been that conscious about food additives and artificial colouring/flavouring. It was always for the world of health freaks and their childen. So for the movie - I bought a slurpee. That wasn't ALL - it cost me $5. Probably most expensive one I've ever bought. And like all shitty 7/11 stores, Village cinemas was no different. Out of order slurpee machines that spawned slimy-watery shit not fit to drink.

On the topic of watery-shit. Those crushed ice coffees that they sell in cafe's, I ordered one from coffee HQ in uni the other day. And the girl sold me one that was full on liquid. Of course I knew that it was meant to be icy - so I said: "Isn't this a little bit watery?" She hesitated, and I took the drink anyway. I deeply regret that. Tasted like "cold diabetic coffee piss". Very diluted and very sweet.

 

Anyhow, I'm drinking this slurpee inside the cinema - as u do when you get thirsty. The popcorn never helps, because it's so damn salty and makes you want to drink more, then you have to go to the toilet, bobbing as low as you can in the aisles (so that people recording the movie with a cam don't get heads popping up and down) you sprint as fast as you can to the cinema. And as ALL movies and in process there is ALWAYS one guy at the urinal with you... WHY? Synchronised pissing? How the hell do females get their periods to sychronise?! That's just as bizarre. After you're done with your business, you find out that you've missed the most important part and you can't follow the movie anymore. You keep asking your friend: "Hey, who's he?" He tells you - you don't get it, so you ask him again. Then nosey sons of biatches go "shhhhh!!!" and you sit there not knowing wtf is going on.

 

Luckily for me, I didn't have to go to the toilet even though i drank a large blue slurpee. But when I got home, I wasn't feeling too well. Felt nausea. Felt like throwing up, a bit dizzy and I was tired as hell. Didn't want to sleep because I was afraid that if I did, I would end up puking in bed. And so I stayed awake till I felt better then slept a bit. The slept till morning.

 

As I went to the toilet in the morning I was amazed at my blue poo. To tell you the truth it wasn't blue. It was more a soft teal coloured - compliments to the blue slurpee.